Awful Haircut

I went to get a haircut last Saturday before Easter.  I went to my usual Sport Clips but apparently everyone had the same idea I did because it was an hour and half wait.  So I had a decision to make.  Do I say fuck it and leave the hair or do I go to the barber shop literally 150 feet from my house and risk getting the standard barber shop haircut (crew cut).  I chose, the later and I got much more than your standard crew.  What you see below is the back of this mess.  Unfortunately, the pictures don’t do the absolute awfulness of this haircut justice.  So here’s the lesson kids, if you walk into a barbershop and the man behind the chair looks older than 75, all equipment was bought in 1961 and is still there, immediately turn around and run away.